He has got so many problems You can count them one by one He's a filthy, stupid apeman He never has any fun He lives in the jungle In a cave by the hill Plays an old loud drum He's primitive, barely human Apeman hop Apeman hop Paint the face of a demon Glowing by the fire light Hoppin' like an elephant Thunderin' like me tonight He's the world's worst recycler The iceman comes alive He's the devil's apprentice